1. It looks like we've got some chemistry, so let's get physical.
2. Do you need help packing your bed?
3. We don't call ChemEs who sleep around sluts, they're CSTRs.
4. Do you prefer it batch, continuously stirred, or plug flow?
5. I can stir your tank.
6. Let's optimize the feed location.
7. Let me calibrate your curve.
8. Won't you put on a bunny suit for me?
9. Wanna dirty up the cleanroom?
10. Engineers don't do it step by step, it's all unit processes.
11. Can I change the T and P of your system?
12. Fast or slow, residence time is all it takes.
13. It's a state function, it doesn't matter how you do it.
14. If I can overcome the concentration gradient, can I walk you home?
15. What's the activation energy for a date?
16. You wanna mix electrolytes?
17. Wanna discharge my capacitor?
18. Those goggle lines really bring out your eyes.
19. What's your coefficient of friction?
20. Let's find out if magnetism really does produce electricity.
21. How many degrees of freedom do I have with you?
22. Can I integrate your circuit?
23. Let's optimize our relationship.
24. U=I cause that's how I defined my variables.
25. Can I manipulate your data?
26. Can I boot up your hard drive?
27. You wanna hold my laser pointer?

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