The TASS Drinking Game!

WAHOO! Here it is! The long-awaited (well, by us -- since this evening, at the very least) much anticipated (by the psychologists who are waiting patiently outside with the straitjackets) terribly twisted (we know you all agree with that) TASS Drinking Game!

(thunderous cheers follow)

(okay, cheers follow)

(all right already! A lonely, pathetic, miserably quiet cheer from Perry follows, and she wasn't cheering about this)

(can we get on with this already?)

(sheesh...)

And now, without further ado, here's yer lousy stinkin' drinking game....

• If you want to throw things at John so he'll sit down and shuddup already, take a drink.
• If you know who John is, take another drink.
• When they show a series you've never seen before, take a drink.
• If you become an expert in one episode, take two drinks.
• If the TASS officers get up and dance to the Maze theme song, take a drink.
• If you know why this is so amusing, take another one. Go ahead.
• If you do it too, drink until you can't remember.
• Anytime John's intro is longer than the run time of the episode being shown, take a drink.
• Anytime the audience sings along with the theme song, take a drink.
• If the audience sings on key with the theme song, take two drinks.
• If you bring in new members and they're already singing along, take three.
• If the audience is singing along with the wrong Kenshin theme song, take four.
• If the audience rises up to kill the president, take a drink.
• If they just mutiny without bothering, have a shot or two.
• If the stereo equipment is not set up correctly, take a drink.
• If it's an hour into the screening, take a second drink.
• If the video's down too, take a third.
• If the video breaks down right before Kenshin, have the bottle, you need to soothe the pain.
• If TASS announces a show and the audience flees, take a drink.
• If the audience flees and you stay, take two.
• If any six consecutive lines of dialogue seem to have nothing to do with each other, take a drink.
• If any six consecutive lines of dialogue are merely the recitation of someone's name, take two drinks.
• If the six lines are still subtitled in Chinese, take three.
• If you can recite them in Japanese anyway, take four.
• If TASS holds the audience hostage by delaying the raffle, take a drink.
• If you're held hostage for more than one film, take two.
• If the films are Evangelion, skip the bottle and find yourself a keg.
• If the members extract a promise from the TASS officers to never show that again!, take a drink.
• If the extraction of the promise requires force, take two drinks.
• If force isn't needed and you use it anyway, take three from any looted bottle. ^_^
• If you can come back from lunch and know what's being screened by who's not inside, take a drink.
• If you see an outfit on screen and say I want that!, take a drink.
• If you see an outfit on screen and say I can make that! take two drinks.
• If you see an outfit on screen and say I have that! take three.
• If you see an outfit on screen and whine that it doesn't billow like that, take four drinks.
• If you seen an outfit on screen and start sqeaping because it does billow like that, take five.
• If you see something on screen that you wish to inflict on a chemistry professor, take a drink.
• If you have inflicted this on your chem professor, take another.
• If you've considered purchasing a Buruccha for your TA, take a drink.
• If the Buruccha is in the mail, take two drinks.
• If the TA's already got the Buruccha, take three.
• If you've used it, take five drinks -- if you can whilst vibrating like that. ^_^
• If you want a sword, take a drink.
• If you want a reversed sword, take a drink.
• If you have one, take whatever you want, you've got the sword.... ^_^x
• If you know water buckets can be thrown with deadly accuracy, take a drink.
• If you have that particular talent, take two.
• If you know there are no cicadas in the spring, take a drink.
• If your roommate behaves like an anime character, take three drinks.
• If this behavior involves clothing, take four drinks.
• If you help, take five.
• If the heroine on screen has odango in her hair, take a drink.
• If you have odango in your hair, take two drinks.
• If you know what odango are, take three.
• If you use ITADAKIMASU!, take a drink.
• If you can make people cringe by shouting ITADAKIMASU!, take two drinks and buy dinner.
• If the title of the anime series is in English, take a drink.
• If the title is in ungrammatical English, take two drinks.
• If the title is in a language other than Japanese and English, and you can still tell it's not grammatical, take three.
• If you can recite the lyrics to the theme song, take a drink.
• If you can recite line with the characters on the screen, take two.
• If you can recite lines with the unsubtitled commercials, take three.
• If you can identify series and episode merely by watching an explosion, take a drink.
• If you've never seen the series before, take two.
• If you get talked into demonstrating your anime/manga obsession in front of a class, take several drinks before class, and continue drinking during class until your presentation gets ni - i - i - i - i - ice and easy.
• If all of your Japanese vocabulary is from anime, take a drink.
• If it's in Osaka dialect, take two.
• If you know what Osaka dialect is, take an additional drink just for the hell of it.
• If you can now read manga -- but nothing else -- without the furigana, take a drink.
• If you learned your kana by learning characters' names, take another.
• If you can have conversations consisting of: "Episode 26, man..." "Hah hah hah hah haaaah....!", take a drink.
• If a fight breaks out in the fifth row of the TASS screening over who's cuter, Allen or Van, take a drink.
• If you help them, take two drinks.
• If you win, take three.
• If the fight is based solely on the character's seiyuu, take an additional drink for each participant.
• If reading the preceding sparks a fight, take another drink and keep drinking until the fighting stops.
• If you have a shrine to a particular series, take a drink.
• If the shrine is to a particular character, take another drink.
• If the character is dead, drink in remembrance until you can no longer recall whose memory you're drinking to.
• If you know who Hitoshi Doi is, take a drink.
• If you can find his website in your stack of bookmarks, take another.
• If you can type in the URL for his seiyuu page without thinking about it, take yet another.
• If you've submitted information to his encyclopedia, take another still.
• If you can recite all the works of your favorite seiyuu in alphabetical order, take a drink.
• If you know your Meyers-Briggs/Fushigi Yuugi personality type, take a drink.
• If you have put all of your personalities through the test, take another.
• If you know the different between Su-chan and Suu-chan, take a drink.
• If you care, take a second one.
• If a character on screen puts a fist through another character à la Tamahome, take a drink. Keep drinking until the fist is removed.
• If a small animal dies for no reason, take a drink.
• If a good guy dies, take a drink.
• If a bad guy dies, take a drink.
• If a bad guy dies and it takes him five minutes of screen time to realize this, take a drink for every line he gasps while waiting to croak.
• If you vow to glomp a character should s/he ever emerge from the screen, take a drink.
• If it's strictly because of the seiyuu, take another one.
• If it's in spite of the seiyuu, take a third.
• If you are sitting next to Perry during Saber Marionette J to X, drink every time Hanagata shows up. (If you ARE Perry...honey, there's not enough alcohol for you...not even if it was purer than Everclear)
• If you can spot the cross-dressing character before s/he is revealed, take a drink.
• If you keep calling him 'she', take another drink for each time you're corrected.
• If you begin singing theme songs when not in a screening, take a drink.
• If others join in and help you, get them drinking, too.

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