Useless, bakafied, Ignorant sewege eater!
(Courtesy of Vic and Nikki)Perry, Ansatsusha, Chi Megami, and Jadeclaw's Useful Phrases
HEWWO! As of late, we, the maintainers of this page, have noticed a dearth of useful words and phrases to express our frustrations with broken computers, stubborn professors and enormous homework assignments. In an attempt to correct this and prevent the overuse of the phrase "Oh, bloody hell," we have elected to put together a page of Useful Phrases for free and clear use anytime any viewer of this page wishes to express their own emotions. Please use in good health. ^_^ If you have any questions, please Contact Us
Nouns
Useless, bakafied, Ignorant sewege eater!
(Courtesy of Vic and Nikki)
Sissyfied, moronic, forest sprite wanna-be!(Courtesy of Vic and Nikki)
Bloody thrice-damned cross-dressing bastard son of an inflatable Satan goat!
Flea-infested She-Bitch from the fifth and a half ring of HELL!
Insane paper-pushing bureaucratic lifeless homework-eating
English harpy!
Ignorant obsessive son of a circus geek's mongrel bitch!
Son of a sewage technician's worst nightmare!
Garbage-eating dog-drowning whoreson who cleans up after
mammoths!
Damned Yuuki Miaka clone!
Miserable whimpering boil-bottomed dullard offspring of a nanny
dog!
Stuck up half-witted scruffy-looking Nerf-herder!
God damned human squirrel!
God-damned little BASTARDS! You're ALL going to DIE!!!
Verbs/Sentences
Take two running jumps and go straight to Hell.
Stick it up your left nostril.
I hope lizards invade your skull while you sleep.
You sound like Sailor Moon -- In English!
I hope someone drops a large chunk of cesium in your swimming
pool.
POKE POKE *JAB*
F.L.B. -- Fuzzy Little Bastards (synonymous for Twink)